Dear NBC 5 and 6 p.m. Local and National News:
If you’re going to tell me who won the gold medals that day, why would I spend my evening watching all five freakin hours of coverage of the Olympics? Why would I sit through the boring events to wait for the ones I want to see (because you always show the best events last), stay up til midnight, then wake up the next day bleary eyed and exhausted?
I enjoy the element of surprise. Don’t fuck with me by announcing the winners during the early evening news.
kthxbai