Me: I’m hungry (Opens fridge door and peers inside)

Fridge: ………

Me: Well hell. Biker Dude took the leftovers to work today. Now what am I going to have for lunch?

Fridge: ………

Me: Hmmmm, I really need to go to the grocery store. It’s looking bare in here.

Fridge: ……….

Me: Ooooh! Pie! Coconut Cream pie would be a really bad idea for lunch, wouldn’t it?

Fridge: ……….

Me: Okay, fine then. No pie. I’ll find something else. (Pushes things aside and sticks head further inside).

Fridge: ……….

Me: Ew. Wtf is THAT?

Fridge: ……….

Me: Never mind. I don’t want to know what it is. (Shoves offending item back into the dark bowels of refrigerator.) Oh look! Tortillas! What could I do with these?

Fridge: ……….

Me: I could make quesadillas. Hmmmm….(searches)….no sour cream. Why is there never any freakin’ sour cream around here?

Fridge: ……….

Me: But I do have cheese. And salsa. It’ll do. (Eyes pie one more time before gathering ingredients and closing refrigerator door).

Fridge: (No, there’s nothing to eat because you haven’t dragged your lazy ass to the grocery store yet this week. You have no sour cream because every time you buy some you use it once and then the rest gets moldy and you have to throw it out because no one else eats it. And no, dumbass, pie is not a good lunch, and you’re damn lucky Biker Dude didn’t take YOUR piece of pie to work along with his own. If you’re smart you’ll eat it before he gets home, or it’s history. And quit hiding the old, gross moldy shit in my back end. It’s not going away just because you can’t see it, and eventually I’m going to start to smell. Clean me out, bitch! Oh, and do you really want me to tell you what you can do with those tortillas? :sasmokin: )

Thanks for the nudge, Teri :giggle:

I know I say this all the time, but wasn’t it just Monday? Now it’s Monday again? gack.

Not sure I got a ton accomplished last week. I do need to get a lot done this week, because I leave on Saturday for a week out of town. Partially Biker Dude’s work trip, partially a research trip for me. :boobie:

We’re heading to Louisiana on Saturday afternoon, and won’t be back until the following Friday night. I’m really looking forward to this trip because I get to do some research, some gambling, and take a little downtime, which I really need. But I’m also taking the laptop because….have deadlines, must write.

So, this week’s To Do List:

1. Write. Write write write write write on The Demon’s Touch. Write more. :sasmokin:

2. Think about packing.

3. Make a packing list. Think more about packing.

4. Make a list for daughter who will be watching all the beasties while we’re gone. :doglick:

5. :laundry:

6. Pack

7. Work at the office with Biker Dude :charlie:

8. Go to the mall and buy two skirts, two blouses, one tank top, one sweater and a new pair of shoes. Okay, so I might have already done this today. :giggle:

I’m certain I’ll forget something. :hide:

What’s on your To Do List this week?

Yes, I’m back. It’s been forever since I’ve done this, but life’s been in turmoil and I haven’t been at all organized.

Now I am and I’m back at work. Hence, the weekly To Do List returneth!

On tap for this week:

1. Finish up Career Plan Workshop presentation (I’m giving a workshop at my local RWA Chapter this weekend. Fun stuff. :bat: )

2. Write at least three chapters of The Demon’s Touch

3. Work on ad copy for RT Ad

4. Start bundling bookmarks for mailout. Did I mention I have Hunting the Demon bookmarks? :boobie: They’re awesome. Which reminds me…..

5. Plan Blog post about Hunting the Demon ARC giveaway contest. :sasmokin:

That’s all I can handle this week. What’s on your To Do List?