American Idol

American Idol is back! And I couldn’t be happier.

It’s audition time, in my opinion the most fun part of AI. Because you get to see the good and the bad….and sometimes the really bad (who tells these people they can sing?).

Last night’s highlights….Stevie was great. The girl with the ornge and blonde hair and all the tattoos was really good too. The blind guy moved me to tears.

Not so great…bikini girl. What a hag. She has a decent voice but a lousy attitude. I hope she gets her butt kicked out first day in Hollywood.

So do you watch it? And if so, what did you think?

And for all those who, like me, had to endure AI’s montage of auditioners butchering Bon Jovi’s Wanted Dead Or Alive and didn’t immediately run to You Tube to cleanse your musical palates, I give you this: