I almost had to miss my morning breakfast with the bitches!
Yes, every weekday morning I have breakfast with my favorite bitches, Mel, Shannon, Mandy and Angie. And sometimes Bree, but she’s been m-i-a lately. These are my morning bitch buddies. We whine, we complain, about everyting from works in progress to husbands, children and the world in general. And these sessions start my mornings off right. Breakfast without my bitches is like a morning without coffee. We just don’t want to go there.
But I woke up this morning to the beep-beep-beep of my computer’s power backup thingy (very high tech terminology there – “thingy”). Which meant the idiot electric company had somehow screwed up our power. And the sun was shining – how the $%#@ could the power be out?! (insert about 10 minutes of various cuss words here).
I panicked. I logged onto hubby’s laptop. It showed about an hour and ten minutes of battery power available. Grrrrr. Which meant I probably would have to comb my hair and drive into the office to have access to a computer. Hey, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do to have breakfast with her bitches, right? But I really didn’t wanna, dammit.
But with ten minutes of laptop time left, the electric company gods came through and power was restored! Coffee pot clicked on and breakfast with the bitches commenced!
I just love the bitches. All is right with my world again.