Revising a book makes me boring

I’ve been rewriting/revising a book for the past week, and I finally realized that I have nothing cool to blog about because, frankly, revising is boring. There’s no excitement, no dilemma, just page 1, page 2, page 3…ad nauseum.

Revision Day 1 – Blog entry – I’m revising a book. Nothing exciting is happening in my life.

Revisions Day 2 – Blog entry – Still revising. Still nothing exciting.

Revisions Day 3 – Blog entry – I hate the heroine in this book. I”m going to kill her off at the end.

Revisions Day 4 – Blog entry – The hero is an arrogant prick. I’m going to have the heroine kill him before she offs herself.

Revisions Day 5 – Blog entry – Thinking of having a nuclear explosion and killing EVERYONE in the book, including the plot.

Revisions Day 6 – Blog entry – *whimper*

Revisions Day 7 – Blog entry – Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I’m sure in a few days I’ll be interesting again. Clearly it’s not happening today.