Day 7 of the 12 Days of Demon Island – AND Thursday 13!

Thirteen Of My Favorite Lines From A Christmas Story

So I’m doing my 12 Days of Demon Island Giveaway in conjunction with my regular Thursday Thirteen Today (just so no one is confused. Much. :giggle:)

This is also for my son Matt who loves this movie as much as I do and can quote damn near every line in the movie from memory.

13 of My Favorite Lines from A Christmas Story:

1. It was the classic mother B.B. gun block: “You’ll shoot your eye out.” That deadly phrase uttered many times before by hundreds of mothers, was not surmountable by any means known to kiddom.

2. In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry of obscenity, that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over lake Michigan.

3. You’ll shoot your eye out.

4. You’ll shoot your eye out, kid

5. Oh my God I shot my eye out!

6. I double dog dare ya!

7. Randy lay there like a slug, his only defense

8. Over the years I got to be quite a connossieur of soap. Though my personal preference was for Lux, I found that Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor – heavy, but with a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand… YECCHH!

9. It… It ’twas… soap poisoning!

10. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.

11. Aunt Clara had for years not only perpetually labored under the delusion that I was 4 years old, but also a girl.

12. He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny

13. It’s a Major Award!

Yes, this is my absolute favorite holiday movie. What’s yours?

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