THE VICTIM – MR. THUMB DRIVE, WHO DID NOTHING TO DESERVE HIS WRETCHED FATE!
THE MURDERER – JAZ – PRISONER # 123iaminsuchdeepshit45 – DON’T LET HIS CUTENESS FOOL YOU – HE’S A VICIOUS KILLER
BELLA – THE CUTE, BUT CLUELESS, WITNESS – HER STATEMENT – “I was licking my butt at the time and didn’t see a thing”
Yes, folks, my thumb drive has been murdered. Savagely torn apart by a vicious 16 pound beast. Gnawed, ravaged, shredded to bits. Along with everything I wrote last night.
Good thing I love puppies.