My quickie is finished! (no, not THAT kind of quickie…the book!). So let’s play a mememe!
Three screen names that you’ve had:
then you’ll know my real secret identity. So not tellin’ *g*
Three things you like about yourself:
My warped and twisted sense of humor. My legs. My ability to remain calm in a crisis.
Three things you don’t like about yourself:
My disgusting smoking habit. My complete and utter lack of organizational skills (ack). My addiction to the internet.
Three parts of your heritage:
Italian, German and guilt-ridden Catholic. *g*
Three things that scare you:
Drowning, enclosed spaces, something happening to my children or my husband.
Three of your everyday essentials:
My husband, my bitches, my cigs. *g*
Three things you are wearing right now: I
ck. I had to pick an ugly ass clothes day to do this, didn’t I? Blue sweats, grey tank top and blue flip flops. Yes, shocking that I’m not wearing a black peignoir and matching boa, isn’t it?
Three of your favorite songs:
Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers, Your Everything by Keith Urban (our wedding song), and just about anything but Bob Seger.
Three things you want in a relationship:
Faithfulness, attention and rockin good sex.
Two truths and a lie:
I’ve made a six figure income, I speak two languages, I have 3 children and I’ve given birth twice.
Three things you can’t live without:
Charlie, my children and food
Three places you want to go on vacation:
Hawaii, Scotland and anywhere in the Caribbean.
Three things you just can’t do:
A chin up, math and draw anything worth a damn.
Three kids names:
Kristina, Kelly and Julius. The girls names are the ones I had picked out for my two boys, who obviously ended up not being girls. The boy’s name was what I was going to be named had I been a boy *g*
Three things you want to do before you die:
Take Charlie to Hawaii, live near a beach, and make a bestseller list.
Three celeb crushes:
Gerard Butler, Denzel Washington, Pierce Brosnan
Three of your favorite musicians:
Bob Seeger, Elton John, Rod Stewart
Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
Eyes, Ass, Mouth
Three of your favorite hobbies:
Nap time, beach time, internet time
Three things you really want to do badly right now:
Take a nap, get a massage, have sex
Three careers you’re considering/you’ve considered:
Teacher, Nurse, and that’s pretty much all I ever wanted to be. The rest I’ve already done. Writer, of course, but I’m already doing that *g*
Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy:
Burping, porn and action movies. *g*
Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl:
I love to shop. I love girlie clothes and makeup and I love getting my hair done.
Three people that I would like to see post this meme:
Mel, Charlie, and Angie. And Matt!