Demanding Characters

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Me: Yes?

Harlee: I need sex

Me: Can’t help you

Harlee: You’re the writer. You’ve left me unsatisfied.

Me: Um, I’m working on a proposal for my agent right now. You’ll have to wait.

Harlee: I’ve been waiting a really long damn time and I’m starting to get cranky.

Me: I can tell. Wait a little longer. I don’t have time to work on your story right now.

Harlee: *glaring* My soon to be lover is a vampire. I’ll have him bite you

Me: My husband does that. Your threats are meaningless.

Harlee: Damn. *stomps foot*

Me: Diva

Harlee: Isn’t that what your publisher calls you? *smirk*