Though there are days I’m not sure I should admit that… 😉
DUMB OKLAHOMA LAWS:
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. (SEE? I KNEW I NEEDED MY OWN PERSONALHAIRDRESSER)
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. (THAT’LL KEEP THOSE DAMN DOGS FROM TRYING TO ORGANIZE A UNION IN OUR STATE!)
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger. (OH HELL…NO MORE ‘GIMME A BITE’)
It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. (*HIDES ARCHIE COMICS IN GLOVE COMPARTMENT*)
Whaling is illegal. (COULD SOMEONE PLEASE DIRECT ME TO THE MAP OF OKLAHOMA OCEANS? *g*)
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.(I’M JUST NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS ONE)
People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. (OH SURE…TAKE ALL MY FUN AWAY)
Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (WHOA, THERE,LITTLE CHEVY *g*)
Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. (*WHIMPER*)
Jaci